








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 181 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2928 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,887 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5539 | 43% |
| Smokes | 2931 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1718 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2699 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $588,733 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shit country | 56% | 62 |
| #2 | Mat0x | 53% | 221 |
| #3 | Sevil | 53% | 79 |
| #4 | v | 53% | 147 |
| #5 | stvnik | 52% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Sevil | 53% | 79 |
| #4 | v | 53% | 147 |
| #5 | stvnik | 52% | 90 |
| #6 | rejdym | 50% | 58 |
| #7 | bOb-lee $w4gg3r | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mat0x | 10 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | shit country | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | v | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | stvnik | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | bOb-lee $w4gg3r | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mat0x | 704 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #2 | v | 460 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | shit country | 249 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | stvnik | 165 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | rejdym | 103 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mat0x | +2.36 | 91 | 65 |
| #2 | shit country | +2.08 | 85 | 68 |
| #3 | bOb-lee $w4gg3r | +1.99 | 86 | 67 |
| #4 | LUKEWOW- | +0.01 | 79 | 72 |
| #5 | Sevil | -0.34 | 75 | 58 |





