








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 187 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3352 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,793 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1920 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2396 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1726 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1751 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $817,226 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Deathinteresse | 50% | 24 |
| #8 | ^ N u i # . _ | 48% | 25 |
| #9 | R0biNbLy4t | 47% | 32 |
| #10 | JDAIN | 44% | 18 |
| #11 | โ๐ช๐๐๐ | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dieseL โฝ | 11 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Karpador | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | .Darioush`-ยด | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | JDAIN | 3 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | JeanReload | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dieseL โฝ | 383 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #2 | mIKEY | 225 | 0.33 | 7 min |
| #3 | Karpador | 223 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | .Darioush`-ยด | 124 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Deathinteresse | 124 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Syxaa | +2.24 | 86 | 60 |
| #2 | mIKEY | +1.00 | 68 | 70 |
| #3 | JDAIN | +0.41 | 69 | 67 |
| #4 | ^ N u i # . _ | +0.36 | 65 | 71 |
| #5 | JeanReload | +0.08 | 61 | 50 |





