








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1425 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,153 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1352 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1118 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1314 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1369 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $945,532 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 阿爾賓暗黑 | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | iToXiiC | 53% | 152 |
| #3 | ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙) PhilYoo | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 阿爾賓暗黑 | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | iToXiiC | 53% | 152 |
| #3 | ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙) PhilYoo | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iToXiiC | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | 阿爾賓暗黑 | 3 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iToXiiC | 360 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | 阿爾賓暗黑 | 62 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙) PhilYoo | 18 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iToXiiC | +1.86 | 59 | 70 |
| #2 | 阿爾賓暗黑 | +1.52 | 59 | 77 |
| #3 | ✪ Harko | -0.75 | 60 | 57 |
| #4 | ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙) PhilYoo | -1.06 | 67 | 55 |





