








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 756 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 500 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7602 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,603 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3514 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4766 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4353 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4970 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,201,566 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 238 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LJ. | 63% | 43 |
| #2 | leukk | 61% | 56 |
| #3 | Im lucky, you are better. | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | Айвори Куш | 51% | 292 |
| #5 | Sash | 48% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LJ. | 63% | 43 |
| #2 | leukk | 61% | 56 |
| #3 | Im lucky, you are better. | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | Айвори Куш | 51% | 292 |
| #5 | Sash | 48% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Айвори Куш | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Sash | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | leukk | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | LJ. | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Im lucky, you are better. | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Айвори Куш | 310 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #2 | LJ. | 134 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | leukk | 128 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Sash | 108 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Im lucky, you are better. | 51 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sash | +1.58 | 70 | 53 |
| #2 | leukk | +1.57 | 60 | 60 |
| #3 | LJ. | +1.27 | 59 | 73 |
| #4 | radym | +0.92 | 75 | 50 |
| #5 | Im lucky, you are better. | +0.39 | 50 | 54 |





