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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 888 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 395 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5432 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,564 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6570 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4922 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6962 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5110 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,105,346 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1364 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | radym | 63% | 43 |
| #2 | Айвори Куш | 54% | 114 |
| #3 | veli | 46% | 26 |
| #4 | Im lucky, you are better. | 40% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | radym | 63% | 43 |
| #2 | Айвори Куш | 54% | 114 |
| #3 | veli | 46% | 26 |
| #4 | Im lucky, you are better. | 40% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Айвори Куш | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | radym | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Im lucky, you are better. | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Айвори Куш | 97 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | Im lucky, you are better. | 96 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | radym | 85 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | veli | 83 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LJ. | +2.45 | 64 | 76 |
| #2 | radym | +2.43 | 77 | 60 |
| #3 | veli | +1.58 | 69 | 72 |
| #4 | Im lucky, you are better. | +0.54 | 47 | 52 |
| #5 | Айвори Куш | -0.05 | 41 | 55 |





