








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4183 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,980 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1932 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3452 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3377 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2219 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $905,463 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reflexx_ | 71% | 48 |
| #2 | Neplakej | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | radym | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | Айвори Куш | 52% | 111 |
| #5 | EXPERTX | 48% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Neplakej | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | radym | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | Айвори Куш | 52% | 111 |
| #5 | EXPERTX | 48% | 40 |
| #6 | LJ. | 40% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neplakej | 4 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | reflexx_ | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Айвори Куш | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | radym | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LJ. | 171 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | reflexx_ | 128 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Айвори Куш | 112 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | EXPERTX | 106 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | radym | 61 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Im lucky, you are better. | +2.67 | 54 | 52 |
| #2 | LJ. | +2.10 | 63 | 74 |
| #3 | radym | +1.07 | 75 | 51 |
| #4 | reflexx_ | +1.07 | 61 | 53 |
| #5 | Айвори Куш | -0.61 | 47 | 55 |





