








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 463 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 368 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6488 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 700 | 31% |
| Smokes | 663 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 527 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 393 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $879,534 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 238 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zeRo | 69% | 42 |
| #2 | The BigP | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | IVEY | 57% | 63 |
| #4 | Nanoeke Noekiii | 57% | 91 |
| #5 | XaNNergY | 53% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoGrim | 20 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | Ale Pacino | 17 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | McLovin | 15 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Nanoeke Noekiii | 9 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | XaNNergY | 7 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McLovin | 385 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #2 | daerius | 324 | 0.30 | 9 min |
| #3 | methoDs | 306 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #4 | Ale Pacino | 284 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | IVEY | 273 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XaNNergY | +5.34 | 92 | 53 |
| #2 | daerius | +2.82 | 66 | 78 |
| #3 | zeRo | +1.84 | 74 | 80 |
| #4 | mu7olini | +1.44 | 80 | 17 |
| #5 | IVEY | +1.17 | 83 | 73 |





