








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
984 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,536 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 927 | 37% |
| Smokes | 825 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 444 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 340 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $367,469 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyler "Skadoodle" Latham | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Penguin | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Pr0ject | 60% | 25 |
| #4 | theoftus | 58% | 26 |
| #5 | aimbridge.skelet man | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pr0ject | 88 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | matt - fx | 80 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | Penguin | 74 | 0.36 | 2 min |
| #4 | aimbridge.skelet man | 72 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #5 | One Eye DooMeh | 41 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyler "Skadoodle" Latham | +4.35 | 72 | 77 |
| #2 | Pr0ject | +3.05 | 87 | 54 |
| #3 | aimbridge.skelet man | +2.80 | 54 | 65 |
| #4 | matt - fx | +2.34 | 58 | 66 |
| #5 | Penguin | +0.22 | 55 | 69 |





