








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1023 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Faceit | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8464 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,331 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9851 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5470 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3778 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 7232 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,788,391 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1583 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kylennnnn | 713 | 0.33 | 17 min |
| #2 | Rey275 | 277 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | matt - fx | 227 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #4 | Silvermae | 191 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | kevinxu9595 | 144 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aimbridge.skelet man | +2.79 | 58 | 62 |
| #2 | infa | +1.91 | 74 | 47 |
| #3 | matt - fx | +1.04 | 63 | 69 |
| #4 | Rey275 | +0.67 | 55 | 64 |
| #5 | Folkachi | +0.26 | 75 | 53 |





