








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 887 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 524 matches | ||
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7150 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,469 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5342 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4787 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4045 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5295 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,198,597 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 944 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moop | 62% | 61 |
| #2 | SDN | 59% | 107 |
| #3 | Stealth_Frag | 57% | 49 |
| #4 | WodahS ⛟ | 57% | 324 |
| #5 | Remi from Culinary | 55% | 251 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Stealth_Frag | 57% | 49 |
| #4 | WodahS ⛟ | 57% | 324 |
| #5 | Remi from Culinary | 55% | 251 |
| #6 | th1n9 | 53% | 101 |
| #7 | Raulxz Coca-Cola.co.uk | 41% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WodahS ⛟ | 19 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Raulxz Coca-Cola.co.uk | 18 | 0.0146 |
| #3 | Remi from Culinary | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | th1n9 | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | SDN | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WodahS ⛟ | 684 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #2 | Remi from Culinary | 567 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | Raulxz Coca-Cola.co.uk | 228 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | th1n9 | 211 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | SDN | 170 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WodahS ⛟ | +2.33 | 82 | 59 |
| #2 | th1n9 | +1.61 | 76 | 58 |
| #3 | Stealth_Frag | +1.03 | 86 | 70 |
| #4 | moop | +0.05 | 62 | 42 |
| #5 | SDN | -0.17 | 76 | 50 |





