








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 903 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 476 matches | ||
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6995 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,737 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4552 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4766 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3578 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4841 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,959,921 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 952 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stealth_Frag | 61% | 64 |
| #2 | moop | 61% | 74 |
| #3 | Remi from Culinary | 60% | 247 |
| #4 | xX_420_BlazeIt_Xx | 57% | 324 |
| #5 | alkimist | 56% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Remi from Culinary | 60% | 247 |
| #4 | xX_420_BlazeIt_Xx | 57% | 324 |
| #5 | alkimist | 56% | 41 |
| #6 | th1n9 | 56% | 164 |
| #7 | SDN | 54% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remi from Culinary | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | th1n9 | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | xX_420_BlazeIt_Xx | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | alkimist | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xX_420_BlazeIt_Xx | 755 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #2 | Remi from Culinary | 562 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #3 | th1n9 | 351 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | Stealth_Frag | 214 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | alkimist | 209 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WodahS ⛟ | +2.03 | 82 | 57 |
| #2 | th1n9 | +1.35 | 76 | 58 |
| #3 | Stealth_Frag | +0.80 | 88 | 69 |
| #4 | alkimist | +0.18 | 68 | 76 |
| #5 | moop | -0.05 | 63 | 48 |





