








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1246 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Faceit | 113 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3243 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,702 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1267 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2622 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2080 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2733 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,098,239 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1026 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tunnettubludi | 51% | 72 |
| #2 | Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim | 51% | 76 |
| #3 | Musta Jori | 50% | 117 |
| #4 | aarnenragedepo | 49% | 68 |
| #5 | nuutzon | 48% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | AP | 45% | 101 |
| #8 | Pillu - Jar1 | 41% | 27 |
| #9 | Ilmu🦧 | 41% | 86 |
| #10 | huNter | 40% | 52 |
| #11 | YaZ ツ | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ilmu🦧 | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | aarnenragedepo | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Musta Jori | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | tunnettubludi | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Musta Jori | 334 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | AP | 218 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Ilmu🦧 | 135 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | nuutzon | 127 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim | 97 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Musta Jori | +1.37 | 79 | 70 |
| #2 | YaZ ツ | +1.25 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | Mika Häkkinen | +0.86 | 56 | 48 |
| #4 | Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim | +0.58 | 49 | 52 |
| #5 | nuutzon | +0.10 | 76 | 52 |





