








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1275 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,683 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 705 | 19% |
| Smokes | 930 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1257 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 791 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $272,251 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...

| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glider banditcamp.com | 54% | 26 |
| #2 | ⚡BigBoy⚡Bandit.camp | 48% | 60 |
| #3 | Sir Isaac Newton | 48% | 27 |
| #4 | ⚡Herberto⚡ banditcamp.com | 44% | 63 |
| #5 | Batman >:D | 39% | 33 |

| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Sir Isaac Newton | 48% | 27 |
| #4 | ⚡Herberto⚡ banditcamp.com | 44% | 63 |
| #5 | Batman >:D | 39% | 33 |
| #6 | ⚡LilBoy⚡ | 37% | 49 |
| #7 | ![]() Lillemanen | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡BigBoy⚡Bandit.camp | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Batman >:D | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Sir Isaac Newton | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | ⚡LilBoy⚡ | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | ![]() Lillemanen | 1 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡BigBoy⚡Bandit.camp | 138 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | Batman >:D | 20 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | ⚡LilBoy⚡ | 18 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | ![]() Lillemanen | 18 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | ⚡Herberto⚡ banditcamp.com | 16 | 0.01 | 0 min |

| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() Lillemanen | +3.64 | 88 | 51 |
| #2 | ⚡Herberto⚡ banditcamp.com | +1.28 | 71 | 26 |
| #3 | ⚡BigBoy⚡Bandit.camp | +0.40 | 46 | 44 |
| #4 | Sir Isaac Newton | -0.73 | 40 | 31 |
| #5 | Vegan Cock | -0.89 | 40 | 52 |








