








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 707 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 200 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 104 matches | ||
| Wingman | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4560 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,623 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2200 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1124 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 3230 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2069 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,440,254 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 567 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kilmaro is back | 52% | 58 |
| #2 | 3ntranc3 | 43% | 254 |
| #3 | Mac1nš | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kilmaro is back | 52% | 58 |
| #2 | 3ntranc3 | 43% | 254 |
| #3 | Mac1nš | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3ntranc3 | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Kilmaro is back | 10 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | Mac1nš | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3ntranc3 | 597 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #2 | Kilmaro is back | 374 | 0.31 | 8 min |
| #3 | Mac1nš | 64 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mac1nš | +1.60 | 77 | 61 |
| #2 | xSajMoNoo | +1.28 | 68 | 48 |
| #3 | Kilmaro is back | -1.12 | 41 | 61 |
| #4 | 3ntranc3 | -1.59 | 64 | 48 |





