








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 434 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 142 matches | ||
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,077 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2236 | 44% |
| Smokes | 780 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1524 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 537 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $865,942 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 426 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mac1nš | 50% | 103 |
| #2 | xMonus | 43% | 254 |
| #3 | ā āKilmaroāā | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mac1nš | 50% | 103 |
| #2 | xMonus | 43% | 254 |
| #3 | ā āKilmaroāā | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xMonus | 14 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | ā āKilmaroāā | 5 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | Mac1nš | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xMonus | 456 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | Mac1nš | 184 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | ā āKilmaroāā | 183 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mac1nš | +1.66 | 61 | 63 |
| #2 | xMonus | +0.75 | 65 | 44 |
| #3 | 3ntranc3 | -1.19 | 60 | 43 |
| #4 | ā āKilmaroāā | -1.21 | 38 | 55 |





