








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 135 matches | ||
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4295 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,023 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3693 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1720 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2445 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2165 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $470,702 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IdleOn The Idle MMO | 25 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | BlingBlaow (DantianDestroyer) | 14 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | nkav | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | ellsner | 7 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | ✪Mr. DUMMA | 6 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nkav | 645 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #2 | BlingBlaow (DantianDestroyer) | 374 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | IdleOn The Idle MMO | 311 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | Amus | 223 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | ellsner | 131 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IdleOn The Idle MMO | +5.04 | 79 | 59 |
| #2 | nkav | +2.83 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | chøw | +0.73 | 55 | 55 |
| #4 | ✪Mr. DUMMA | +0.04 | 58 | 59 |
| #5 | sav | -0.20 | 52 | 48 |





