








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1725 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 291 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 146 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6147 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,478 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1832 | 13% |
| Smokes | 4246 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4258 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4142 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,748,039 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gabe | 642 | 0.33 | 15 min |
| #2 | TRIGGER DAN | 410 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | Big.G_AU | 278 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | Daginal Vischarge | 274 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #5 | HEAD SHOT | 221 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | strik3r | +3.47 | 90 | 63 |
| #2 | Panth4r | +2.73 | 83 | 69 |
| #3 | Big.G_AU | +2.69 | 87 | 67 |
| #4 | Woody | +2.25 | 67 | 45 |
| #5 | Daginal Vischarge | +1.56 | 81 | 54 |





