








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 326 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 87 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1732 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,792 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1617 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1519 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1384 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1272 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $284,602 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 503 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sinz | 50% | 20 |
| #2 | gribxXx | 48% | 25 |
| #3 | Nukes | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | Zef | 45% | 49 |
| #5 | chicken 1 | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sinz | 50% | 20 |
| #2 | gribxXx | 48% | 25 |
| #3 | Nukes | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | Zef | 45% | 49 |
| #5 | chicken 1 | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sinz | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zef | 346 | 0.32 | 11 min |
| #2 | Nukes | 62 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #3 | gribxXx | 60 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Sinz | 57 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | chicken 1 | 12 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zef | +2.96 | 78 | 73 |
| #2 | gribxXx | +1.99 | 81 | 61 |
| #3 | Spark ♛ | +0.79 | 59 | 60 |
| #4 | Sinz | -0.14 | 84 | 41 |
| #5 | chicken 1 | -0.57 | 47 | 56 |





