








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1965 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,145 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1118 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1220 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1368 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1439 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $702,271 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 657 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heros5k | 84% | 43 |
| #2 | balou. | 79% | 57 |
| #3 | Meger | 76% | 87 |
| #4 | Smarty1811 | 73% | 109 |
| #5 | RedSlyer | 71% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arafad | 8 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | RedSlyer | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Meger | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Smarty1811 | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | XAN1 | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedSlyer | 486 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #2 | balou. | 278 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #3 | Smarty1811 | 213 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | Meger | 197 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | XAN1 | 108 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heros5k | +4.89 | 90 | 59 |
| #2 | Sawanjio | +3.67 | 82 | 67 |
| #3 | balou. | +2.98 | 82 | 68 |
| #4 | Meger | +1.99 | 83 | 54 |
| #5 | RedSlyer | +1.91 | 69 | 70 |





