








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1905 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 426 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8787 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,755 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9254 | 39% |
| Smokes | 6070 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3636 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4795 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,541,150 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2302 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nok | +7.71 | 94 | 70 |
| #2 | Wavee- ❛•❟ | +3.53 | 93 | 49 |
| #3 | pAcmaN :(( | +2.97 | 69 | 73 |
| #4 | Avô Cantigas | +1.41 | 64 | 72 |
| #5 | ti fakeeess | +1.15 | 76 | 57 |





