








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 177 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3112 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2421 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3854 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3121 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1922 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $366,622 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KMA | 57% | 84 |
| #2 | chad | 56% | 66 |
| #3 | Cavaler | 52% | 48 |
| #4 | syndrolic | 52% | 316 |
| #5 | barley | 51% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | barley | 51% | 37 |
| #6 | kL [RAZERBROS] | 50% | 270 |
| #7 | Source 2 Test Servers aren't rea | 48% | 197 |
| #8 | Gelato | 47% | 99 |
| #9 | steve | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Source 2 Test Servers aren't rea | 50 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | syndrolic | 46 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | kL [RAZERBROS] | 30 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Gelato | 15 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | KMA | 12 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syndrolic | 318 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #2 | kL [RAZERBROS] | 305 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #3 | Source 2 Test Servers aren't rea | 285 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | KMA | 228 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | Gelato | 201 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | barley | +3.87 | 85 | 62 |
| #2 | kL [RAZERBROS] | +3.59 | 80 | 53 |
| #3 | LvkE | +1.37 | 77 | 55 |
| #4 | syndrolic | +0.48 | 60 | 42 |
| #5 | Gelato | -0.64 | 56 | 64 |





