








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 497 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Esplay | 18 matches | 2,076 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3402 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,715 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4501 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4212 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3010 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3992 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $520,866 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zlk | 71% | 59 |
| #2 | GIMS | 69% | 16 |
| #3 | Ralph^^ | 68% | 31 |
| #4 | Thu | 62% | 21 |
| #5 | Mr.X | 61% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Xerioon🐔 | 50% | 16 |
| #13 | SJUR | 50% | 18 |
| #14 | Mikki | 50% | 22 |
| #15 | visizki | 48% | 132 |
| #16 | Solheim | 48% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | visizki | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Solheim | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Danbran | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | sANDY | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | plutta | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Danbran | 403 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | visizki | 356 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | sANDY | 351 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #4 | zlk | 327 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #5 | plutta | 232 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.X | +2.89 | 84 | 77 |
| #2 | Thu | +2.41 | 88 | 64 |
| #3 | Stray | +2.16 | 65 | 72 |
| #4 | k0nabear | +1.91 | 84 | 83 |
| #5 | GIMS | +1.61 | 87 | 79 |





