








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
333 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,316 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 417 | 32% |
| Smokes | 296 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 284 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 319 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $70,965 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnReaL | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Elomato | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | sotakukko© | 42% | 33 |
| #4 | le monk | 41% | 34 |
| #5 | Elkku | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | sotakukko© | 42% | 33 |
| #4 | le monk | 41% | 34 |
| #5 | Elkku | 33% | 3 |
| #6 | ⭕⃤ ๋ | 25% | 4 |
| #7 | LA441 | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | le monk | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | ⭕⃤ ๋ | 1 | 0.0127 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sotakukko© | 116 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | le monk | 111 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ ๋ | 15 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #4 | Elkku | 10 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #5 | UnReaL | 8 | 0.22 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnReaL | +6.94 | 66 | 68 |
| #2 | Elomato | +3.38 | 94 | 65 |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ ๋ | +1.95 | 56 | 39 |
| #4 | penÙ | +0.86 | 64 | 64 |
| #5 | sotakukko© | +0.79 | 64 | 67 |





