








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4350 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,590 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3696 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4654 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5511 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3729 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,078,902 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 203 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...

| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | patzy | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | Kay ツ | 54% | 125 |
| #3 | FuZe | 54% | 82 |
| #4 | ![]() korgi | 53% | 180 |
| #5 | JØHNNYYY | 51% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ![]() korgi | 53% | 180 |
| #5 | JØHNNYYY | 51% | 35 |
| #6 | majus | 50% | 44 |
| #7 | Miss Clumsy | 48% | 149 |
| #8 | ✪ Persel | 48% | 83 |

| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() korgi | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Miss Clumsy | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | FuZe | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | ✪ Persel | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | majus | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kay ツ | 706 | 0.26 | 22 min |
| #2 | ![]() korgi | 559 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | Miss Clumsy | 432 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | FuZe | 380 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #5 | ✪ Persel | 237 | 0.13 | 6 min |

| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() korgi | +3.52 | 82 | 58 |
| #2 | FuZe | +2.69 | 80 | 71 |
| #3 | Kay ツ | +0.63 | 65 | 86 |
| #4 | patzy | +0.53 | 76 | 80 |
| #5 | MethUser | +0.18 | 76 | 60 |








