








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 87 matches | ||
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1887 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,674 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 961 | 21% |
| Smokes | 800 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1719 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1194 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $678,700 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ✪ Persel | 55% | 44 |
| #5 | Kay ツ | 52% | 149 |
| #6 | MethUser | 50% | 44 |
| #7 | korgi | 49% | 96 |
| #8 | Miss Clumsy | 45% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FuZe | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Miss Clumsy | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Kay ツ | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | korgi | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | MethUser | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kay ツ | 598 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #2 | korgi | 288 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Miss Clumsy | 248 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | FuZe | 199 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #5 | ✪ Persel | 110 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | korgi | +3.13 | 82 | 57 |
| #2 | patzy | +2.59 | 80 | 80 |
| #3 | FuZe | +2.24 | 81 | 73 |
| #4 | majus | +0.64 | 76 | 52 |
| #5 | Kay ツ | +0.42 | 71 | 75 |





