








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 786 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 499 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 905 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5391 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,218 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6899 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4313 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4378 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5628 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,265,725 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 808 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | X_user | 48% | 191 |
| #2 | Zippit | 45% | 76 |
| #3 | 𝚒𝚖𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚋𝚎 | 44% | 43 |
| #4 | SvenTheSkull | 40% | 55 |
| #5 | X_user_junior | 39% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | X_user | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | X_user_junior | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | TheWolf | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | 𝚒𝚖𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚋𝚎 | 6 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Evee | 5 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zippit | 229 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | X_user | 214 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | TheWolf | 213 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | X_user_junior | 192 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | 𝚒𝚖𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚋𝚎 | 86 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cillian [CS2 SWE] | +3.26 | 46 | 57 |
| #2 | 𝚒𝚖𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚋𝚎 | +1.90 | 63 | 64 |
| #3 | X_user_junior | +0.78 | 32 | 41 |
| #4 | SvenTheSkull | +0.38 | 25 | 44 |
| #5 | X_user | -0.35 | 25 | 37 |





