








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 279 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
766 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,801 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 344 | 19% |
| Smokes | 621 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 280 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 556 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $302,112 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | novanasty59 | 37 | 0.0258 |
| #2 | Gipster99 | 32 | 0.0257 |
| #3 | Psycron | 30 | 0.0395 |
| #4 | flamingthane12 | 26 | 0.0226 |
| #5 | Mr Myers | 14 | 0.0231 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr Myers | 125 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #2 | Gipster99 | 115 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | novanasty59 | 100 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | even | 62 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Psycron | 36 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr Myers | +10.56 | 80 | 65 |
| #2 | Psycron | +4.21 | 67 | 40 |
| #3 | even | +3.60 | 80 | 46 |
| #4 | novanasty59 | +1.64 | 72 | 35 |
| #5 | DonkeyBong | +0.66 | 50 | 34 |





