








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2652 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,750 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2513 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2648 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1633 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1956 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $566,152 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sheep | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | Chrissi | 63% | 41 |
| #3 | Zerbröselt | 60% | 63 |
| #4 | Rivori떡볶이 | 55% | 85 |
| #5 | Robikel | 54% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Senfjunge | 438 | 0.26 | 11 min |
| #2 | barkerinho | 212 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Robikel | 172 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | Zerbröselt | 129 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Rivori떡볶이 | 112 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jukub | +2.94 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | Rivori떡볶이 | +2.44 | 81 | 51 |
| #3 | Sheep | +2.20 | 90 | 49 |
| #4 | Robikel | +1.94 | 70 | 72 |
| #5 | Chrissi | +1.81 | 73 | 54 |





