








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3917 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,615 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3068 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2935 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1575 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2037 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $710,587 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Al Baeumer | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Benx.net | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Chrissi | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | barkerinho | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Jukub | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Senfjunge | 492 | 0.27 | 14 min |
| #2 | Chrissi | 300 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | Jukub | 223 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | barkerinho | 167 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Al Baeumer | 135 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robikel | +3.94 | 74 | 72 |
| #2 | Jukub | +2.49 | 75 | 71 |
| #3 | Chrissi | +2.43 | 70 | 57 |
| #4 | Senfjunge | +1.87 | 58 | 68 |
| #5 | barkerinho | -0.10 | 56 | 55 |





