








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 94 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2813 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,455 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 668 | 12% |
| Smokes | 795 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2731 | 50% |
| Molotovs | 1261 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,468,864 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Senfjunge | 836 | 0.29 | 24 min |
| #2 | Robikel | 504 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #3 | Jukub | 336 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | Chrissi | 227 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | barkerinho | 195 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robikel | +3.82 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | Rivori떡볶이 | +2.95 | 85 | 46 |
| #3 | Jukub | +2.52 | 79 | 71 |
| #4 | Chrissi | +2.33 | 72 | 57 |
| #5 | Senfjunge | +1.97 | 59 | 70 |





