








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 69 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3156 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,799 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2118 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2160 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4224 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 3297 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $781,311 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 789 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kabutozero / el victor / SIUUUUU | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | crusader99 | 56% | 96 |
| #3 | sungod | 55% | 155 |
| #4 | Ryou | 55% | 219 |
| #5 | Taiga Aisaka <3 | 54% | 206 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Taiga Aisaka <3 | 54% | 206 |
| #6 | Sooji | 53% | 129 |
| #7 | zog | 49% | 101 |
| #8 | xap:) | 46% | 67 |
| #9 | yeetus | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryou | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | zog | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | xap:) | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | crusader99 | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Taiga Aisaka <3 | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taiga Aisaka <3 | 328 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #2 | Ryou | 275 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | crusader99 | 135 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Sooji | 128 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | zog | 125 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xap:) | +1.72 | 77 | 36 |
| #2 | Sooji | +1.37 | 85 | 38 |
| #3 | christian roynaldi | +1.19 | 69 | 58 |
| #4 | Ryou | +0.58 | 76 | 55 |
| #5 | crusader99 | +0.33 | 61 | 56 |





