








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,882 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1019 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1366 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1515 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 982 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,053,787 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 308 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yeetus | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | Ryou | 52% | 154 |
| #3 | Told | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | Sooji | 49% | 79 |
| #5 | Taiga Aisaka <3 | 49% | 165 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | christian roynaldi | 49% | 101 |
| #7 | xap:) | 47% | 17 |
| #8 | sungod | 46% | 76 |
| #9 | crusader99 | 46% | 68 |
| #10 | Pixelated | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | christian roynaldi | 14 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Ryou | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Taiga Aisaka <3 | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | sungod | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Sooji | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taiga Aisaka <3 | 226 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #2 | Ryou | 166 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | christian roynaldi | 127 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | yeetus | 126 | 0.33 | 3 min |
| #5 | crusader99 | 113 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Told | +3.31 | 83 | 46 |
| #2 | Sooji | +1.37 | 82 | 39 |
| #3 | xap:) | +0.79 | 73 | 48 |
| #4 | Taiga Aisaka <3 | +0.70 | 72 | 45 |
| #5 | yeetus | +0.60 | 72 | 59 |





