








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 50 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 344 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3702 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1468 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1993 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2285 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1505 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,781,314 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 280 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | christian roynaldi | 54% | 206 |
| #2 | sungod | 52% | 150 |
| #3 | Sooji | 51% | 169 |
| #4 | Ryou | 51% | 327 |
| #5 | crusader99 | 50% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Sooji | 51% | 169 |
| #4 | Ryou | 51% | 327 |
| #5 | crusader99 | 50% | 119 |
| #6 | zog | 49% | 165 |
| #7 | xap:) | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | christian roynaldi | 16 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Ryou | 9 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | zog | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | sungod | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | crusader99 | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryou | 390 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #2 | christian roynaldi | 261 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | zog | 249 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | Sooji | 194 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | crusader99 | 165 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sooji | +1.28 | 84 | 38 |
| #2 | christian roynaldi | +0.72 | 68 | 58 |
| #3 | Ryou | +0.59 | 77 | 54 |
| #4 | xap:) | +0.48 | 78 | 37 |
| #5 | Taiga Aisaka <3 | +0.25 | 73 | 41 |





