








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 361 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 313 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5260 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,993 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9011 | 43% |
| Smokes | 5525 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2077 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 4380 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $999,730 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 736 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MIKLOM™ | 55% | 42 |
| #2 | txthi | 50% | 125 |
| #3 | Dr. Papp | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | Lxtpro | 50% | 64 |
| #5 | Jason19258 | 46% | 291 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Dr. Papp | 50% | 38 |
| #4 | Lxtpro | 50% | 64 |
| #5 | Jason19258 | 46% | 291 |
| #6 | pxtpro | 45% | 254 |
| #7 | txtpro Timmäääää | 42% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pxtpro | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | txtpro Timmäääää | 9 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Jason19258 | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | txthi | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Lxtpro | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jason19258 | 883 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #2 | pxtpro | 552 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #3 | txthi | 198 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | MIKLOM™ | 144 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Lxtpro | 80 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maks | +3.22 | 80 | 75 |
| #2 | MIKLOM™ | +0.84 | 83 | 60 |
| #3 | txthi | -0.27 | 62 | 62 |
| #4 | Jason19258 | -0.92 | 62 | 64 |
| #5 | Lxtpro | -1.11 | 82 | 51 |





