








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 384 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2337 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2528 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2557 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2423 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2667 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $739,381 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. Papp | 79% | 19 |
| #2 | ♿-Peek | 76% | 17 |
| #3 | maks | 50% | 125 |
| #4 | pxtpro | 48% | 137 |
| #5 | txtpro Timmäääää | 48% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | maks | 50% | 125 |
| #4 | pxtpro | 48% | 137 |
| #5 | txtpro Timmäääää | 48% | 73 |
| #6 | Jason19258 | 47% | 97 |
| #7 | Lxtpro | 42% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pxtpro | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | txtpro Timmäääää | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | maks | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Jason19258 | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Dr. Papp | 2 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maks | 509 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | Jason19258 | 338 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | pxtpro | 297 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | Dr. Papp | 75 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | ♿-Peek | 61 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿-Peek | +4.92 | 79 | 80 |
| #2 | Dr. Papp | +3.86 | 79 | 66 |
| #3 | maks | +3.56 | 82 | 72 |
| #4 | txthi | +0.77 | 66 | 62 |
| #5 | Lxtpro | +0.28 | 86 | 49 |





