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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 646 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,572 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5188 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4605 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5044 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2735 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,537,217 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 536 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krynex | 20 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Jewbacca | 7 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | P3doYoda | 7 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | Joppe | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | cHAMP | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joppe | +1.47 | 73 | 53 |
| #2 | cHAMP | +1.33 | 79 | 79 |
| #3 | Jewbacca | +1.19 | 77 | 55 |
| #4 | HøøJ | +0.84 | 82 | 58 |
| #5 | Krynex | -0.32 | 61 | 70 |





