








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 833 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 333 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5109 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,217 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4440 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2903 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3942 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2932 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,051,020 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 529 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TDP | 57% | 23 |
| #2 | RIP_Jarhead | 52% | 79 |
| #3 | Matty420 | 50% | 167 |
| #4 | Elite | 50% | 32 |
| #5 | Deadly | 48% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Elite | 50% | 32 |
| #5 | Deadly | 48% | 80 |
| #6 | Anlon | 46% | 81 |
| #7 | K@PPER | 43% | 30 |
| #8 | Forsaken | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anlon | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Deadly | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | TDP | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Matty420 | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | RIP_Jarhead | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RIP_Jarhead | 475 | 0.28 | 11 min |
| #2 | Anlon | 345 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #3 | Matty420 | 229 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | Deadly | 93 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Elite | 79 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Forsaken | +3.29 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | SNAK3BIT3 | +3.28 | 84 | 74 |
| #3 | RIP_Jarhead | +1.56 | 50 | 69 |
| #4 | Elite | +1.31 | 69 | 61 |
| #5 | TDP | +0.16 | 61 | 40 |





