








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 827 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 630 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6857 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,962 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6255 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6777 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7384 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6546 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,919,121 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 360 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bosch AC | 53% | 245 |
| #2 | 神のようなスピード | 52% | 416 |
| #3 | Srexob | 52% | 212 |
| #4 | joe | 51% | 247 |
| #5 | BOB THE BUILDER | 48% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Srexob | 52% | 212 |
| #4 | joe | 51% | 247 |
| #5 | BOB THE BUILDER | 48% | 69 |
| #6 | Quevedo | 47% | 144 |
| #7 | UnKw0w | 45% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bosch AC | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Quevedo | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | BOB THE BUILDER | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | joe | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #5 | UnKw0w | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 神のようなスピード | 827 | 0.09 | 24 min |
| #2 | Srexob | 513 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | joe | 402 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #4 | Bosch AC | 330 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #5 | BOB THE BUILDER | 233 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Srexob | +2.47 | 89 | 58 |
| #2 | joe | +1.12 | 80 | 65 |
| #3 | Herego | +0.31 | 54 | 59 |
| #4 | 神のようなスピード | -0.11 | 64 | 70 |
| #5 | Bosch AC | -0.41 | 84 | 55 |





