








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 695 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 420 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5050 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3890 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4264 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4864 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4818 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,481,383 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bosch AC | 55% | 287 |
| #2 | BOB THE BUILDER | 54% | 72 |
| #3 | Srexob | 53% | 301 |
| #4 | 神のようなスピード | 52% | 373 |
| #5 | Herego | 51% | 247 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | 神のようなスピード | 52% | 373 |
| #5 | Herego | 51% | 247 |
| #6 | UnKw0w | 51% | 148 |
| #7 | Quevedo | 45% | 108 |
| #8 | warezy | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOB THE BUILDER | 9 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Bosch AC | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Quevedo | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | UnKw0w | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | 神のようなスピード | 1 | 0.0001 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 神のようなスピード | 816 | 0.10 | 24 min |
| #2 | Srexob | 766 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #3 | Herego | 697 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #4 | Bosch AC | 397 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #5 | BOB THE BUILDER | 224 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Srexob | +2.52 | 89 | 58 |
| #2 | joe | +1.18 | 81 | 65 |
| #3 | warezy | +0.61 | 87 | 65 |
| #4 | Bosch AC | -0.38 | 83 | 54 |
| #5 | 神のようなスピード | -0.46 | 64 | 73 |





