








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 198 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 174 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,307 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1643 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1924 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2655 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2085 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,001,664 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 231 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bosch AC | 58% | 98 |
| #2 | 神のようなスピード | 52% | 147 |
| #3 | Srexob | 52% | 126 |
| #4 | joe | 51% | 148 |
| #5 | warezy | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | joe | 51% | 148 |
| #5 | warezy | 46% | 26 |
| #6 | Herego | 45% | 91 |
| #7 | BOB THE BUILDER | 38% | 29 |
| #8 | Quevedo | 37% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bosch AC | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | 神のようなスピード | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | joe | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Herego | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | BOB THE BUILDER | 3 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Srexob | 348 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | 神のようなスピード | 326 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | joe | 302 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | Herego | 263 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Bosch AC | 113 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Srexob | +3.34 | 90 | 58 |
| #2 | joe | +0.84 | 77 | 64 |
| #3 | warezy | +0.23 | 90 | 67 |
| #4 | 神のようなスピード | -0.02 | 64 | 72 |
| #5 | Bosch AC | -0.07 | 85 | 51 |





