








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 429 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 181 matches | ||
| Esplay | 5 matches | 1,635 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2028 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,331 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2353 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2612 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1605 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2761 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $668,485 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 146 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | 98Hanz1 | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | Zeas | 43% | 14 |
| #6 | Pernie | 33% | 24 |
| #7 | ♥ Emzziie ♥ | 31% | 13 |
| #8 | D3v1l_E4g1e | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rikzh | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Pernie | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | D3v1l_E4g1e | 1 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zerun | 178 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | Rikzh | 143 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | 98Hanz1 | 85 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | ♥ Emzziie ♥ | 52 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | Zeas | 36 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rikzh | +2.79 | 67 | 75 |
| #2 | Zerun | +2.28 | 49 | 66 |
| #3 | Pernie | +1.28 | 69 | 26 |
| #4 | Zeas | +0.40 | 79 | 74 |
| #5 | 98Hanz1 | -0.03 | 66 | 65 |





