








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1740 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 487 matches | ||
| Faceit | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6984 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,964 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13435 | 43% |
| Smokes | 7319 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4672 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5538 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,797,032 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 409 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oansvarig | game-zone.se | 65% | 43 |
| #2 | nRusha | 61% | 56 |
| #3 | Klaxen | 53% | 43 |
| #4 | Lucky$ | 46% | 67 |
| #5 | Aelius | 44% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | nRusha | 61% | 56 |
| #3 | Klaxen | 53% | 43 |
| #4 | Lucky$ | 46% | 67 |
| #5 | Aelius | 44% | 43 |
| #6 | sparks | 41% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucky$ | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Klaxen | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | sparks | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | nRusha | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nRusha | 250 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | Lucky$ | 201 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | oansvarig | game-zone.se | 111 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Klaxen | 107 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Aelius | 23 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nRusha | +4.38 | 85 | 62 |
| #2 | Aelius | +1.12 | 31 | 56 |
| #3 | Lucky$ | +0.40 | 44 | 74 |
| #4 | Zerun | +0.23 | 50 | 64 |
| #5 | oansvarig | game-zone.se | -0.77 | 58 | 54 |





