








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1890 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,420 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1984 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1916 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2655 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1865 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $682,201 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | P1etras | 52% | 77 |
| #7 | B1RDUCH | 51% | 137 |
| #8 | Habib al Habar | 51% | 65 |
| #9 | wide peek Furi | 44% | 71 |
| #10 | Warus | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PapaBamb00s | 57 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | B1RDUCH | 23 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | wide peek Furi | 13 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | playnekk | 11 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | P1etras | 5 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PapaBamb00s | 651 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | B1RDUCH | 474 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #3 | P1etras | 279 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | wide peek Furi | 263 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | playnekk | 200 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P1etras | +1.65 | 74 | 68 |
| #2 | MrTrans | +1.49 | 44 | 54 |
| #3 | PapaBamb00s | +1.43 | 64 | 61 |
| #4 | wide peek Furi | +1.25 | 61 | 71 |
| #5 | playnekk | +0.48 | 48 | 54 |





