








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 527 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 275 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4079 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,960 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4410 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6176 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4239 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5135 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $626,260 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrTrans | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | Maklikklak | 52% | 77 |
| #3 | B1RDUCH | 50% | 341 |
| #4 | PapaBamb00s | 49% | 196 |
| #5 | playnekk | 48% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | B1RDUCH | 50% | 341 |
| #4 | PapaBamb00s | 49% | 196 |
| #5 | playnekk | 48% | 104 |
| #6 | Habib al Habar | 47% | 169 |
| #7 | wide peek Furi | 46% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PapaBamb00s | 45 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | B1RDUCH | 32 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | playnekk | 16 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | wide peek Furi | 15 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Maklikklak | 8 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B1RDUCH | 1154 | 0.16 | 34 min |
| #2 | PapaBamb00s | 556 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | wide peek Furi | 555 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #4 | playnekk | 211 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Maklikklak | 152 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrTrans | +1.40 | 57 | 61 |
| #2 | P1etras | +1.31 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | wide peek Furi | +0.73 | 63 | 67 |
| #4 | PapaBamb00s | +0.69 | 62 | 60 |
| #5 | B1RDUCH | +0.21 | 41 | 71 |





