








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1934 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,705 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2305 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2670 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1932 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1798 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $262,799 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joao tosta | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Urso Multietnico Parrudo | 54% | 83 |
| #3 | JC | 54% | 52 |
| #4 | ntrx- | 53% | 150 |
| #5 | vH0r | 53% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ntrx- | 12 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | wTvFrozzen | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Avoyd | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | cabeço | 5 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | vH0r | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wTvFrozzen | 596 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | ntrx- | 541 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #3 | Avoyd | 289 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | vH0r | 213 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | sss | 209 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vH0r | +2.82 | 72 | 59 |
| #2 | ntrx- | +1.40 | 79 | 65 |
| #3 | sss | +0.91 | 81 | 49 |
| #4 | joao tosta | +0.84 | 82 | 66 |
| #5 | wTvFrozzen | +0.25 | 76 | 66 |





