








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1030 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,349 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1013 | 23% |
| Smokes | 910 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1466 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 960 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $432,421 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | small rocks | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | JC | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | vH0r | 58% | 45 |
| #4 | sss | 56% | 54 |
| #5 | pantufas | 54% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ntrx- | 54% | 67 |
| #7 | wTvFrozzen | 54% | 84 |
| #8 | Avoyd | 53% | 87 |
| #9 | cabeço | 48% | 23 |
| #10 | jean claude vac ban | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pantufas | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | ntrx- | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | wTvFrozzen | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Avoyd | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | JC | 3 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wTvFrozzen | 299 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | pantufas | 293 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | ntrx- | 213 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Avoyd | 176 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | vH0r | 94 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vH0r | +1.74 | 72 | 64 |
| #2 | ntrx- | +1.64 | 80 | 67 |
| #3 | sss | +1.06 | 81 | 50 |
| #4 | Avoyd | +0.71 | 75 | 41 |
| #5 | small rocks | -0.27 | 65 | 72 |





