








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 267 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 588 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4848 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,033 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2220 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2026 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3862 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3925 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,483,802 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | acelelelelele | 60% | 45 |
| #2 | 𝔦𝔪𝔭𝔰 | 55% | 42 |
| #3 | p0tato | 53% | 43 |
| #4 | 𝔦𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔬𝔲𝔰 | 53% | 131 |
| #5 | Google | 52% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | acelelelelele | +5.85 | 77 | 71 |
| #2 | 𝔦𝔪𝔭𝔰 | +3.34 | 68 | 75 |
| #3 | 𝔦𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔬𝔲𝔰 | +2.71 | 73 | 72 |
| #4 | p0tato | +2.70 | 69 | 60 |
| #5 | Google | +2.04 | 71 | 61 |





