








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 201 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
630 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,390 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 849 | 36% |
| Smokes | 503 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 503 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 535 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $86,920 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 203 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿𝓖𝓾𝓼 | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | ♿Tracy -iwsl- | 76% | 21 |
| #3 | Nineball | 73% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿𝓖𝓾𝓼 | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | ♿Tracy -iwsl- | 76% | 21 |
| #3 | Nineball | 73% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Tracy -iwsl- | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Tracy -iwsl- | 93 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #2 | ♿𝓖𝓾𝓼 | 50 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| #3 | Nineball | 43 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CS2.Death.Scene.Daily.Acc | +5.49 | 77 | 69 |
| #2 | ♿Tracy -iwsl- | +3.60 | 67 | 74 |
| #3 | ♿𝓖𝓾𝓼 | +3.19 | 70 | 72 |
| #4 | Nineball | -3.76 | 12 | 41 |





