








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1142 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,848 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1501 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1175 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1244 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 928 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $142,433 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CS2.Death.Scene.Daily.Acc | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | Kunang-Kunang Islam | 57% | 56 |
| #3 | Nineball | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | Catbron James | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CS2.Death.Scene.Daily.Acc | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | Kunang-Kunang Islam | 57% | 56 |
| #3 | Nineball | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | Catbron James | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nineball | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kunang-Kunang Islam | 297 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #2 | Nineball | 80 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Catbron James | 78 | 0.34 | 2 min |
| #4 | CS2.Death.Scene.Daily.Acc | 39 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CS2.Death.Scene.Daily.Acc | +3.98 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | Kunang-Kunang Islam | +3.02 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | Catbron James | +2.45 | 72 | 70 |
| #4 | βΏππΎπΌ | +2.18 | 67 | 65 |
| #5 | Nineball | -4.59 | 20 | 37 |





