








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 142 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
757 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,315 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1040 | 31% |
| Smokes | 789 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 840 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 646 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $94,635 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CS2.Death.Scene.Daily.Acc | 76% | 21 |
| #2 | Nineball | 76% | 21 |
| #3 | Kunang-Kunang Islam | 71% | 24 |
| #4 | Catbron James | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CS2.Death.Scene.Daily.Acc | 76% | 21 |
| #2 | Nineball | 76% | 21 |
| #3 | Kunang-Kunang Islam | 71% | 24 |
| #4 | Catbron James | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kunang-Kunang Islam | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | CS2.Death.Scene.Daily.Acc | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kunang-Kunang Islam | 152 | 0.32 | 3 min |
| #2 | CS2.Death.Scene.Daily.Acc | 108 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #3 | Catbron James | 55 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | Nineball | 54 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CS2.Death.Scene.Daily.Acc | +5.98 | 77 | 66 |
| #2 | Catbron James | +1.84 | 66 | 68 |
| #3 | ♿Tracy -iwsl- | +1.68 | 65 | 65 |
| #4 | Kunang-Kunang Islam | +1.48 | 61 | 69 |
| #5 | Nineball | -4.44 | 18 | 42 |





